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Am I the only one who remembers those old fat Vriska jokes?
And then there was that one that went something like “Vriska’s so fat that when she wore all white, people thought that Gl’bgolyb had come on land!” ???

Am I the only one who remembers those old fat Vriska jokes?

And then there was that one that went something like “Vriska’s so fat that when she wore all white, people thought that Gl’bgolyb had come on land!” ???

FABULOUS YOUNG HANDMAID FLIPPING THE DOUBLE BIRD

FABULOUS YOUNG HANDMAID FLIPPING THE DOUBLE BIRD

FABULOUS DRUNK ROSE AND KANAYA

FABULOUS DRUNK ROSE AND KANAYA

HI I LIKE YOUR USERNAME THAT IS ALL

*GASP*

THANK YOU

…AAAAANNND I accuratly predicted more things.

Let’s see how well I’m doing with my predictions! :D

So far, this is what I thought: http://space—cadet-glow.tumblr.com/post/86545905965/lets-make-some-bullshit-happiness-charge-precure

Similar to what I did with predicting their civilian forms ( http://space—cadet-glow.tumblr.com/post/75309206588/remember-when-i-tried-to-estimate-what-the-civilian ), I’m gonna try to predict what will happen in Happiness Charge PreCure, and then see how far I get.

Okay. Fortune clearly has a PreChan Mirror and a LovePreBrace. PreCure Hunter will probably slash it off of her and cause her to lose her transformation. Several episodes will go by before she regains her transformation, now transforming with the Fortune Piano.

Her Form Changes will be Bubble Gum and Seaweed dances.
I don’t know why, but I believe her Form Changes’s Dances will be Russian and Japanese. O_O

They will also make her a total expy of Cure Moonlight by making her collect PreCards with the bottom half of her Fortune Piano. At this rate, Glasan may or may not die.

They’re gonna pull a total bullshit Princess Marie-Ange and make the evil half of Blue (that I believe to be trapped in Deep Mirror) be the final boss.
OR, they pull a Tokyo MewMew and make Deep Mirror rip itself outta Blue and attack the PreCures. In either case, I believe that Deep Mirror is modeled after Blue.

Seiji will be sent to the Distortion Dimension, only to have them pull a reverse Cure Dream/Coco and have Cure Lovely rescue him.

I would love to see this season have evil doubles like PreCure Five and Smile. :) Except make them more threatening. But not a complete rip-off of Heartcatch with the Mirages.

HAVE THE VILLAINS ACTUALLY DIE.
But they will probably go the “happy ever after” route and purify Queen Mirage. I DO NOT WANT THIS. IF THEY MAKE HER A PRECURE, I WILL CHUCK MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW.

The final battle will probably have all of the PreCures from all over the world fight with them. PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS.

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Now, I’ve gone back and bolded what I’ve gotten correct (or vaguely correct, I’ll explain later) so far.

EXPLANATION!!!
Okay, I’ve bolded the Japanese Form Change because I got that right.

Now why did I bold the Seaweed part, you may ask?

I clearly didn’t get the Seaweed part right, but the fact that her Form Change doesn’t have a sweets word in it- in her case, Pine. I counted it because everyone thought that the Form Changes were sweets-themed. :)

A bunch down, a whole bunch to go!!!

http://space—cadet-glow.tumblr.com/post/88611703330/rounding-down-on-my-bullshit-happiness-charge-precure

NEW PART!!!

I’ve gone back and bolded the parts of the apparently-“wrong” prediction, and merged it with the previous part. And drawn a dividing line between it and the initial predictions.

Okay, so you know I guessed/said that one of her Form Changes would be Seaweed? Well, I just looked it up and GUESS WHAT. Anmitsu is made out of SEAWEED!!!

I’M A FUCKING PSYCHIC GUYS.

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Okay, new part. Decided to count this: http://space—cadet-glow.tumblr.com/post/89460933590/you-know-what-would-be-awesome-if-when-cure as a theory, although it didn’t come true. :(

Also, here’s my new theory: people were complaining that Lovely and Fortune were too similar-looking; so, I have this theory… Fortune is probably an “evil” (I mean- not so much evil as in an “anti-thesis”) version of Lovely. Sorta like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Don’t believe me? Lovely and Fortune have the exact same hair and hair accessory. They both have the same pieces of straight hair in front of their ears. If you were to “un-bunch” Lovely’s sleeves, they would look like Fortune’s. Fortune has the bottom half of Lovely’s chest bow. Fortune’s skirt doesn’t have lace, but Lovely’s does. They both wear knee-high boots. Also, Lovely’s Form Change, Lollipop Hip-Hop wears STAR earrings just like Fortune does! Lovely wears heart earrings, and Fortune’s Form Change, Anmitsu Komachi, wears upside-down heart earrings! That, and Lovely likes Princess, but Fortune hates Princess. Also, Fortune’s first name, Iona, is an anagram of Lovely’s last name Aino. THAT and the only two fairy partners in this season have Lovely and Fortune’s theme colours?!?! Am I onto something???

http://space—cadet-glow.tumblr.com/post/91566186950/lets-see-how-well-im-doing-with-my-predictions

I went back and bolded some more stuff. I predicted the Fortune vs. Phantom thing, and the evil-doubles. AAAAND… They fucking made Queen Mirage a Pretty Cure. Sometimes, I like to think that they’re just reading this post and adding in my stuff. There is no way humanly possible that I could have gotten all of these things correct. I’m onto you, Toei.

http://space—cadet-glow.tumblr.com/post/95940685275/aaaaannnd-i-accuratly-predicted-more-things

FABULOUS YOUNG HANDMAID VS FABULOUS DOC SCRATCH

FABULOUS YOUNG HANDMAID VS FABULOUS DOC SCRATCH

FABULOUS PANTSKAT

FABULOUS PANTSKAT

FABULOUS PIRATE MEENAH AND JOHN

FABULOUS PIRATE MEENAH AND JOHN

FABULOUS KANAYA KICKING THINGS

FABULOUS KANAYA KICKING THINGS

MY BABY CURE PEACE

MY BABY CURE PEACE